What we learned from Noah's Ark:
1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah was building the Ark.
2. Stay fit. When you are 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big.
3. Do not listen to critics. Do what has to be done.
4. Build on high ground.
5. Travel in pairs.
6. Two heads are better than one.
7. Speed is not always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.
8. If you cannot fight or flee, float.
9. Don't forget that we are all on the same boat.
10. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs, yet the Titanic as built by professionals.
11. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm OUTSIDE.
12. Do not miss the boat.
13. No matter how bleak it looks, if God is with you, there is always a rainbow on the other side.
...from my professor the other night.