Ken's shananagans

Sunday while feeding the cows Ken said, "Mom, milk comes from cow butts."
Me: "No, it comes from cow boobs," then had to show her what a cow boob looks like.

All in a day's work.

Today in the car....

Ken: "Momma, why do people we don't know smile at us?"
Me: "Just to be nice."
Ken: "Does God like when people smile at each udder(yes, she says udder)?"
Me: "Yes, he wants everyone to be nice to each udder."

Aunt Krystal bought Ken a new pair of tennis shoes and Ken got them yesterday. She was so excited she could hardly wait to go to school today. It turns out Ken's BFFs Lillian and Rachel have the same shoes and now Ken is thrilled they all have a matching pair. Thank you Aunt Krystal!